I got this from a yahoo group I'm in. Thought I would share it!

There was a very  gracious lady who was mailing an old family Bible to her brother in another part of the country."Is there  anything breakable in here?" asked the postal clerk.
 "Only the Ten Commandments. " answered the lady.

There is the story of a pastor who got up one Sunday and announced to his congregation: "I have good news and bad news.
The good  news is, we have enough money to pay for our new building program. The bad news is, it's still out there in your pockets ."

A Sunday School teacher began her  lesson with a question,
"Boys and girls, what do we  know about God?"
A hand shot up in the air. "He is an  artist!" said the kindergarten boy.
"Really? How do  you know?" the teacher asked.
"You know - Our  Father, who does art in Heaven...  "